July 2012
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Good things fall apart so better things can fall...
Definitely believe this now.
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
philo—phobia:
and when you find the right guy, he’ll be worth every broken heart you’ve ever had.
“One look at you and I was through, my heart switched up on me.”
– The Band Perry
